Those Immature $$$$$$

Hey, everyone, fatty is in da house!! (reference to Ali G in da house if you didn't catch it; I know I just ruined the joke by stating its origins, but shut up, it's my blog and I can do whatever I want. If you want to make your own "funny" jokes, then you should go make your own blog, and then I can make fun of your lack of originality because you're just copying me). Sorry y'all I'm kinda in a really good mood which is obscuring my own sense of originaliy as happiness always turns me into a mindless "regular" who views the world "normally" and thinks he or she is"interesting" But do not fret! I will discuss a topic that makes me very very mad: people's notions of maturity.
Everywhere I go (well school and one friend's house, but that IS everywhere I go), random people (almost everyone in my grade/school) say, "you're weird and annoying. Get away from me. You smell like feces and not the good kind. Dude, stop touching me. No, I don't want to see your stupid blog or the hairy growth on your stomach. GET YOUR ARMPIT OUT OF MY FACE!!!!" All these comments do not bother me; in fact, they make me giggle on the inside since I just made someone feel angry or annoyed (it's a passion). However, one comment that about four people have said to me REALLY sets me off, "You are so immature" (No, I am not just guestmating the four people- one person who was joking but I yelled at and stopped, one person at a party who I grew to hate, one random person on facebook, and a friend whom I occasionally hate). Now, you might be saying, "But fatty, you are immature, what's your problem?" If you just thought this, I just want you to know that I strongly dislike you now, and here's why. I hate all people who are condescending or think they inherently better than others ( I don't think they are bad people- that would be a paradox now wouldn't it). I just don't like associating with them or ever talking to them. To state that you have maturity or that another person is immature, you are inherently showing condescending behavior: you think less of that person and glorify yourself (you should know how I feel about people who make themselves feel superior). Secondly, I hate the notion of maturity because it because the whole notion of it means that you've achieved what society deems to be "ideal behavior" or your doing the "good thing." You know that society is retarded (yes i just said that), so why should we adhere to something that is so stupid. If a stupid person told you to slather yourself in peanut butter and jump into a crocodile infested lake, would you do it? Well, if you followed the norms of society you would!
But seriously, it's all a mark of arrogance. For example, (remember that person at the party), I told someone that "maturity" was something that only breeds arrogance and oftentimes motion to alienate people from a specific environment. She/he (ignoring my argument entirely- btw I did go into greater detail with him/her) simply stated that was what an "immature" person would say. And held her/his head up high, content, happy, basking in his/her "righteousness". Later throughout the party, she/he kept making fun of my random comments thus making herself/himself feel even more superior by putting me down. You know what I developed an intense anger for this person because he/she was one of those "mature" people who thought it was all right to put me down because I want. I have this theory that she/he only became mature so that she/he make himself/herself seem refined and elegant or socially smart.
I'm not telling you to go out and tar and feather all people who state they are mature, but what I am saying is don't think they are better just because they say they are. "Mature" people have an intrinsic quality to be "arrogant". They consciously chose to be "mature" because they wanted to have a sense of importance. When they think they attained this specialness, they show it off to the world and laugh at other people who didn't attain it.
Ok, I'm rambling again. I've done that in every post now at least once. Let me just ask you something. What kind of sixteen year old WANTS to be "mature"?" Do you want to be like that?
I don't , and you shouldn't either.

P.S. for the two people who actually read this blog, and for the one person who officially commented regarding the title, NEITHER ONE OF YOU GUESSED THE TITLE CORRECTLY! BECAUSE NO ONE REALLY RESPONDED, I WILL NOT REVEAL THE ORIGINS OF THE TITLE OR WHAT IT MEANS! SORRY, BUT I WANT IT TO BE A SECRET FOR WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY START READING (it'll happen someday?)