Friday, August 8, 2008

The First Post Ever

Hello and Welcome to my Blog! Now, naturally if you are reading this, I pity you as you probably have nothing worthwile to do with your time and are bored out of this world. Either that or you are someone I have been incessantly annoying to come and check out this "super awesome" thing I just made up. If that is the case, I apologize for being so damn annoying and hope you do not think less of me as a person. Now, you may be asking why the hell am I (an awkward 16 year old boy with hardly any social life) making a blog? Well, first, I would like to emphasize the phrase "hardly any social life." I have an incredible amount of free time on my hands and as a result, am bored very often. I haven't been out of the house in about a week and have been growing lonelier and lonelier by the minute. Desperate for companionship, I have grown to talking to myself. Through these long and tedious conversations, I have analyzed why my friends(yes, I do have friends) and family behave or function the way they do. After uncovering answers, I was able to make generalizations for why "certain types of people" behave the way they do. Now, you are probably asking why the heck am I making a blog? Is this a "call for attention" or a desperate way to release all my "teenage angst." No, it isn't (well, I guess I have somewhat of a "biased" opinion in that regard due to my natural human nature to be "unique" , but it is my opinion nontheless). I am making a blog for this simple reason: my friend (again, I do have some friends) suggested it. That, and I wanted to fulfill the legacy of my 8th grade computer teacher who made a blog for his students. But back to my friend. He himself made a blog (http://ferret62.blogspot.com/) to describe all the emotions, thoughts, and whatnot he had been feeling. Now, if you bothered to follow the link I provided, you will know that my friend can be described as "anti-religious" (if you didn't follow the link, you are fine- i just told you the jist of first post). Now, I would have to agree with my friend on some regard. In general (not to offend anybody), I believe people have "invented" religion to cope with the insignificance of human life. We are a simply a mutation : a mistake. Most conscious minds, however, cannot deal with that "horrifying" truth. They want to make their lives mean something, be remembered, or (as is the case with religion) be immortal. Nevertheless, I have always believed in fate/destiny (if you can call that religion). I believe that people only perceive time as a continuous stream; time is something that does not exist. The past, present, and future all happen at the same time. Therefore, our futures are all ready set in stone. I know I do not have any proof of this, but I guess you can call this my religion. However, this is not something that I invented to make myself feel more important. In fact I am making myself feel more insignificant; if this is true, we have no control of our lives and are essentially dust in the wind. If I offend you, I apologize (however you are just proving my point that people want to seek purpose). I will continue updating my blog, thus broadcasting previous rants I have had or will have with myself in the future. Stay tuned.

2 comments:

sarzgard said...

MYASG:
"My, your assumptions seem great" --this means that Rohan Puri is deceiving all his blog viewers and secretly thinks they're all very naive. According to his philosophy, human beings invented religion to cope with knowing the truth that their lives are insignificant. Well, Rohan Puri is attempting to make his life significant by withholding secretive information while hoping that people will guess wildly, dying to understand more about his life. Or so Rohan Puri wants to think. But by all means, Rohan, let me give you a purpose in life. By guessing, I am making your life seem somewhat significant. EAT MY ANTLERS

Fatty said...

Very perceptive guess.
However, you are still incorrect in your guess, but NICE TRY! To refute your claim, this was just a ploy to see if ANYONE followed the link i placed in wilson's blog. So far, no good :(. I state that there was so alterior motive (although as I have said, I am both a hypocrite and not the most reliable source when descrbing myself because of my biased opinion.)